Apologies
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I'm sorry I taught your toddler curse words.
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Sorry we can't be friends because you're a dickhead.
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So sorry for throwing up on you.
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I'm sorry your ankle sprains so easily.
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Sorry for flipping over the Monopoly board and swearing at you.
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I celebrated your birthday by getting drunk and forgetting to call you.
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I apologize for checking out your cleavage indiscreetly.
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Sorry I thought you were Jewish.
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Sorry video games got in the way of our love-making.
