Relationships

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  Care for a motorboat?
  

   
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  If you ever want that to happen again, don't tell anyone.
  

   
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  Let's try it again without the giggling.
  

   
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  Sorry we can't be friends because you're a dickhead.
  

   
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  Thanks for sharing your STD with me!
  

   
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  Your baby cave is now occupied.
  

   
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  It frightens me that you're breeding.
  

   
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  I apologize for checking out your cleavage indiscreetly.
  

   
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  Thanks for the BJ!
  

   
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  fyi