Hints / Reality Checks
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If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't
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Your cellulite makes me hungry.
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When you sing, it sounds like an ugly person frowning.
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Sorry we can't be friends because you're a dickhead.
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Your whistling is not as pretty as you think it is.
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Congratulations on finally cutting your mullet!
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I'm tired of looking at your butt crack.
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Using big words around me makes me feel like you're an ass.
