Hints / Reality Checks
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Your driving makes me appreciate my life.
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Please stop inviting me to your church.
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Now would be a good time to go fuck yourself.
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Your computer illiteracy is astounding.
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I can always count on your flakiness.
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I'm on to you and your silent-but-deadlies.
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Could you please be energetic more quietly; some of us are nursing hangovers.
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I suspect you're menstruating.
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Thank you for sending me spam!
