Thanks

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  Thanks for not coming to work this week. I enjoyed doing both of our jobs.
  

   
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  Thank you for forcing me to try disgusting new food.
  

   
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  Our study session was very satisfying.
  

   
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  Our semi-flirtatious chat was the highlight of my weekend.
  

   
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  Thanks for driving my drunk ass home. Wanna do it again next week?
  

   
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  Thanks for sharing your STD with me!
  

   
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  Your bad directions made my trip an adventure.
  

   
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  Thank you for not showing up! It was delightful to be in your absence.
  

   
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  Thank you for that exceedingly long explanation of which I retained little.
  

   
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  Thanks for not thanking me. You are so not welcome.