

I'd like to slap your balls with a wooden spoon.

Would you mind cramming something painful up your ass?

Give you a dollar not to be emo anymore.

Your cellulite makes me hungry.

If you ever want that to happen again, don't tell anyone.

Our study session was very satisfying.

Let's try it again without the giggling.

Our semi-flirtatious chat was the highlight of my weekend.
