we'll make you say it.
Shake it like a rock tumbler.
What's up, yo?
Thanks for driving my drunk ass home. Wanna do it again next week?
Happy Mother's Day. Whore.
I bet you have a racecar bed.
Congratulations on finally cutting your mullet!
Your bad directions made my trip an adventure.
I'm sorry your ankle sprains so easily.
It frightens me that you're breeding.
Sending warm thoughts your way as you recover from getting drunk and acting like a total ass last night.
