we'll make you say it.
You're like twice as smart as pudding.
FLIP FLOP TIME!
I admire your ability to cause awkward moments.
Your bitchiness delights me.
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
I can always count on your flakiness.
Sorry for sending you porn at work.
I'm on to you and your silent-but-deadlies.
I suspect you're menstruating.
Happy anniversary of our divorce!
