Thinking of You

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  If you were a musical instrument, you would be the douche bag pipes.
  

   
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  Hi. Just wanted to remind you that my birthday is coming up and I still like money.
  

   
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  Sometimes in my imagination, you're surrounded by singing pandas.
  

   
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  I would treat you like a supermodel if you were skinny and pretty.
  

   
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  You usually talk too loud for your environment.