Unawards

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  Thanks for sharing your STD with me!
  

   
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  I bet you have a racecar bed.
  

   
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  Thank you for not showing up! It was delightful to be in your absence.
  

   
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  1st prize for completely obnoxious myspace profile music.
  

   
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  I admire your ability to cause awkward moments.
  

   
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  I can always count on your flakiness.
  

   
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  Gringo!
  

   
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  Thank you for sending me spam!
  

   
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  Congratulations on saying something someone else just said!