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  Thanks for not coming to work this week. I enjoyed doing both of our jobs.
  

   
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  Let's chat about this some other time when you've brushed your teeth.
  

   
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  You seem a little tense.
  

   
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  Your whistling is not as pretty as you think it is.
  

   
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  I'm tired of looking at your butt crack.
  

   
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  Thank you for that exceedingly long explanation of which I retained little.
  

   
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  I don't buy your accent.
  

   
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  Using big words around me makes me feel like you're an ass.
  

   
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  Friday is the only day I can wear my wifebeater to work.