Thanks for dragging my ass out of bed at 6 am for something total pointless!
Created by bird
Rating: 10 | 2 votes

Thank you for not commenting on my moose knuckle.
Created by abby_normal
Rating: 10 | 1 votes

Congrats on your new job!
Created by Corey
Rating: 9.7 | 3 votes

To the older woman watching me buying condoms...
Created by Jackson
Rating: 9.5 | 2 votes

You would win 1st place in an asshole contest any day of the week.
Created by joolz_verne
Rating: 9.5 | 4 votes

Let's get kinky.
Created by Corey
Rating: 9 | 1 votes

Thanks for babysitting...
Created by Corey
Rating: 9 | 1 votes

Thanks for running that by me!
Created by OMGodfather
Rating: 9 | 1 votes

WHAT THE FUCK!? No Christmas before Thanksgiving!
Created by April
Rating: 8.8 | 4 votes

Sorry to hear you got busted selling alcohol to minors
Created by Mike D
Rating: 8.5 | 2 votes